Cash raining down from the heavensÂ might have seemed like a Christmas gift, but anyone in this western Massachusetts town who grabbed some of it is being asked to please give it back.Â Â The money, totalingÂ $1,100 belonged to 83-year-old lady, Mary Olive Corbiere, who was banking on it to buy Christmas presents and lost it after a freak accident.
Corbiere had left a drugstore Tuesday and was putting her bags in her car when a wind gust pushed her shopping cart â€” still containing her purse and cane â€” into the back of a nearby delivery truck.
The cart somehow became stuck in a rear wheel well before the truck pulled away and disappeared into traffic.Â â€œEverything was normal, then I turned around and the cart had taken off,â€ said Corbiere, a retired English teacher and nurse.
The cart was dragged for blocks along one of the townâ€™s busiest thoroughfares as the driver, oblivious to what had occurred, headed to the next delivery.Â Witnesses told police that when the purse finally burst open, strangers stopped and grabbed the fluttering currency, which Corbiere had withdrawn for holiday shopping and bills.
Officers found Corbiereâ€™s tattered checkbook and cane â€” but little cash. They are urging people not to be Grinches and return any of the money they might have found.Â â€œWeâ€™re hoping people will do the right thing,â€ police Sgt. Charles Dodge said.
Corbiere, though, isnâ€™t waiting around for the moneyâ€™s return. She headed to the bank Wednesday to get a new checkbook and make another withdrawal.Â She didnâ€™t even bother to retrieve the battered purse from police.
â€œThatâ€™s no use to me now,â€ she said. â€œWhat I really needed badly is my cane, and I am lucky I did get that back.â€Â Well eventhough the season is upon us I don’t think much of this money will be returned.
A competitive eater who has already triumphed at a famous hot dog eating contest swallowed 103 small hamburgers in 8 minutes Sunday to take home $10,000.Â Joey Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, Calif., surpassed the previous record of 97 Krystal burgers â€” 21/2 inches square â€” held by Japanâ€™s Takeru Kobayashi, set at last yearâ€™s Krystal Square Off.
Chestnut beat 12 other contestants. Kobayashi, who won all previous Krystal Hamburger Eating Championships, didnâ€™t compete this year because of lingering jaw pain from having a wisdom tooth extracted in June.Â Â The 29-year-old Kobayashi received chiropractic treatment before losing his hot-dog-eating belt in the Nathanâ€™s Famous Fourth of July tussle in New York.Â None of these competitive eaters are fat, go figure?
Weird crime shorts:
-A former bank executive who was said to have “Robin Hood” mentality has been sentenced to 41 months in federal prison for taking money from some accounts and repaying others, as well as pocketing some of the money for himself.
The judge at Friday’s sentencing hearing also ordered Thomas Mariotti, 37, to repay more than $691,000 to his former employer and to Tall Oaks Country Club, one of the affected accounts. Mariotti will remain free on bond until he surrenders himself to prison officials next month. A psychologist who testified at the sentencing hearing said Mariotti had a “Robin Hood” mentality because he took money from the bank to help support bad loans he had made. In one case, he paid off a $45,000 loan, said his lawyer, Ron Hamm. In June, Mariotti waived indictment and pleaded guilty to one count of bank fraud.
-A man was in jail Saturday after refusing to sign a $15 jaywalking ticket two days earlier. Leroy Franklin Cladd Jr. was cited for not using a crosswalk late Thursday night. He balked at signing the ticket, a misdemeanor that landed him in jail. He was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time, police said. Cladd was being held at the Manatee County jail on $250 bond. What a fine waste of tax payers money and cops time!
Here is the holiday beverage you have all been waiting for, latke flavored pop to tempt your tastebuds, yuk! It will even be kosher, the company making it says.
Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, is selling holiday-themed limited-edition packs of flavored sodas. The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.
â€œAs always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine,â€ Jones said in a statement. The packs will go on sale Sunday, with a portion of the proceeds to be given to charity, the company said. Jonesâ€™ products feature original label art and frequently odd flavors. Last yearâ€™s seasonal pack was Thanksgiving-themed, with Green Pea, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Turkey and Gravy, and Antacid sodas.
For its contract to supply soda to Qwest Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, Jones came up with Perspiration, Dirt, Sports Cream and Natural Field Turf. The company â€” fortunately or unfortunately â€” prides itself on the accuracy of the taste. Jones also makes more traditional flavors, including root beer, cherry and strawberry sodas. My predictions are that these will sell quite well, then fizzle!
A 1st grade teacher put together a list of popular proverbs. She then gave each kid in the class the first part of the proverb, and asked them to finish it. Here’s what the smartie pants came up with:
Better to be safe than… punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the… bug is close.
Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.
No news is… impossible.
A miss is as good as a… Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog… math.
If you lie down with dogs, you… will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust… me.
An idle mind is… the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there’s… pollution.
Happy is the bride who… gets all the presents.
A penny saved is… not much.
Children should be seen and not… spanked or grounded.
If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries.
You get out of something what you… see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind… get out of the way.
Don’t count your chickens….because you gotta eat one.
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I guess this is his last day, eh? I bet every life guard dreams of this one.
A 19-year-old German woman escaped from prison by hiding in a suitcase in Northwest Germany on Friday, according to the London Metro.Â A fellow inmate, 17, was being released from a youth prison and carried her friend out of the jail as her luggage.
Both inmates were serving time for theft and the 19-year-old was due to be released in two weeks. They are both still on the loose.Â I wonder if we will see this one on Prison Break?
Wedgie-proof underwear earned 8-year-old twin boys a spot Friday on â€œThe Ellen DeGeneres Show.â€Â Boy could I have used a pair of these bad-boys when I was in grade school. Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the â€œRip Away 1000.â€
â€œWhen the person tries to grab you â€” like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie â€” they just rip away,â€ Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.
The third graders from Gables Elementary School began brainstorming one day after they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their motherâ€™s partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, the family said.Â The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the television appearance.Â And now on to untold riches I expect.