Working there is Enough

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Here is a bit of weird news involving WalMart.  Judge Kenneth Robertson of Attalla, Ala. recently ordered two convicted shoplifters a bit of a embarassing sentence.  They are to stand outside of the WalMart store they stole from with signs reading “I am a thief, I stole from Wal-Mart.”

In a strange decision WalMart is arguing that this type of sentence is not good for business and if they really want to embarass these criminals they should just have them work as WalMart greeters.

26 Years without Washing?

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It has been reported the Mr. Luo of  Chong Qing city in China has not washed his hair for the past 26 years.

“After many failed attempts using regular shampoo, they spent a total of 5 hours and 3 packs of laundry detergent to wash him clean.”

Personally I just don’t think this is possible, the guy would have had head-lice or worse and been forced to clean his hair at some point.  What do you think?

State Department on Borat’s Side

The State department’s annual human rights report criticizes Kazakhstan for taking action against the satirical Web site of Sacha Baron Cohen, creator of the fictional Kazakh journalist in the film “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.”

They charged that he was denied a web address from them and they also planted propoganda against him in chat room, monitored his email and purposely slowed down his website for their users.

Borat Rules!

Pee-Pee Helper for Women

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Of course this product is something every woman has always dreamed of, the Pee-Mate!

In Glastonbury they call it the female urinal from P-Company ‘She-pee’.  Once you have used it, you can’t do without it.The P-Mate gives you more freedom, safety and hygiene. It is developed in connection with the experiences of thousands of women who have tested the P-Mate at grand events, both nationally and internationally.

No toilets available when in desperate need of one?
Dirty toilets?
Always standing in the wrong line?

Let’s hear what you have to say?

Finally some good pollution news for males

“Pollutants change ‘he’ frogs into ‘she’ frogs.”

“Frogs that started life as male tadpoles were changed in an experiment into females by estrogen-like pollutants similar to those found in the environment, according to a new study.”

“I have the pussy, so I make the rules.”

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Everyone knows it is much easier for females to get laid!  I can’t wait to finally have sex on a regular basis!