I guess this is his last day, eh? I bet every life guard dreams of this one.
A 19-year-old German woman escaped from prison by hiding in a suitcase in Northwest Germany on Friday, according to the London Metro.Â A fellow inmate, 17, was being released from a youth prison and carried her friend out of the jail as her luggage.
Both inmates were serving time for theft and the 19-year-old was due to be released in two weeks. They are both still on the loose.Â I wonder if we will see this one on Prison Break?
Wedgie-proof underwear earned 8-year-old twin boys a spot Friday on â€œThe Ellen DeGeneres Show.â€Â Boy could I have used a pair of these bad-boys when I was in grade school. Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the â€œRip Away 1000.â€
â€œWhen the person tries to grab you â€” like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie â€” they just rip away,â€ Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.
The third graders from Gables Elementary School began brainstorming one day after they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their motherâ€™s partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, the family said.Â The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the television appearance.Â And now on to untold riches I expect.
I thought this funny entry into the body painting competition was awesome!Â I bet he got some weird looks walking down the street in the parade.
Here is a bit of a weird spooky bit of trivia to usher in Halloween.
Florence Irene Ford Born: September 3, 1861 Died : October 30, 1871
Ten-year-old Florence died of yellow fever. During her short life she was very frightened of storms and whenever one rolled-in she would rush to her mother to find comfort.
Upon her death her mother was so struck with grief that she had Florence’s casket constructed with a glass window at the childâ€™s head. The grave was dug to provide an area, the same depth of the coffin, at the childâ€™s head, but this area had steps that would allow the mother to descend to her daughterâ€™s level so she could comfort Florence during storms. To shelter the mother during storms, hinged metal trap doors were installed over the area the mother would occupy while at her childâ€™s grave.
In this picture you can see the trap doors behind little Florenceâ€™s tombstone, which covers the stairway her mother used. They can still be opened today. In the mid 1950s a concrete wall was erected at the bottom of the stairway covering the glass window of Florenceâ€™s coffin to prevent vandalism. Kinda strange and spooky, eh?
Need a doctors note to get out of writing that big test? Or do you just want a refund on your unused gym membership without the pentaly? The Excused Absence Network has your back. For around $25, students and employees can buy excuse notes that appear to come from doctors or hospitals. Other options include a fake jury summons or an authentic-looking funeral service program complete with comforting poems and a list of pallbearers.
Some question whether the products are legal or ethical – or even work – but the company’s owners say they’re just helping people do something they would have done anyway. The company’s customers receive templates so they can print the notes after typing the name and address of a local doctor or emergency room. Those who choose jury duty as an excuse to miss work enter their county courthouse information on the form.
Though the company’s disclaimer advises the notes are “for entertainment purposes only,” its website shows pictures of people sunbathing and playing golf using the fabricated excuses. One testimonial says: “I’ve managed to take the nine weeks off using these templates! It couldn’t be any easier!”
Actually, for one New Jersey woman it wasn’t so easy. She was arrested this year after using one of the company’s notes to support her claim she was too injured to appear in traffic court for a speeding ticket. She was caught after court officials called the chiropractor listed and he told them he never heard of the woman.
Vision Matters co-founder Darl Waterhouse said people looking to trick their bosses probably won’t get caught because of federal restrictions on the release of patient medical information. But some are concerned about potential problems.
If bosses find out the notes are not authentic, they might think the medical provider helped in the scam, said Dr. John Z. Sadler, a psychiatry and clinical sciences professor at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas. Reputations could be unfairly damaged, and accreditation or licence problems could arise, he said.
Many businesses require documentation if an employee misses work. But several companies declined to reveal their specific policies or say whether the possibility their workers might use fake excuse notes is a concern. An annual nationwide survey of more than 300 human resource executives found an absenteeism rate of about 2.3 per cent this year. That’s down from 2.5 per cent in 2006, the highest rate since 2.7 per cent in 1999.
The survey was conducted by the Harris Interactive consulting firm for CCH Inc., which provides employment law information. The executives surveyed said that two-thirds of employees who call in sick at the last minute are really missing work due to family issues, personal needs, stress and an entitlement mentality. Personal illness accounts for only 34 per cent of the absences.
The Vision Matters founders said many employees are fed up with working long hours for little pay, then having no flexibility if they needed to tend to a sick relative or attend their children’s school activities.
Liddell and Waterhouse met about four years ago while working in security for a manufacturing company. After seeing several employees write fake doctor notes, the men launched the Internet business on about $300 each. Liddell runs the company from a laptop in his home in Thackerville, a town of about 400 just north of the Oklahoma-Texas line. He won’t reveal sales numbers, but says the website gets about 15,000 hits a month. Sounds like this business is a big winner and very creative too!
Here is a fellow with a strange and freaky fetish,Â he pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing more than 1,500 pairs of girlsâ€™ shoes from area schools in a deal that calls for prosecutors to recommend probation.Â Â Erik D. Heinrich, 26, of Kenosha pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary and was scheduled for sentencing Oct. 23. He told police he did it for sexual gratification.
He was arrested May 24 after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items. Police tracked him through his vehicle registration, searched his home and a rented storage unit and found the shoes.Â Â Police have said Heinrich worked for a cable company and collected keys to the schools as he responded to calls. He used the keys to burglarize three Waukesha public high schools and one middle school six times during the past two years, according to a criminal complaint.
Police discovered the break-in at North High School after several female students reported that the locks on their lockers had been cut and their shoes stolen.Â Â Heinrich has a previous shoe-stealing conviction, in 2005, that was dismissed at prosecutorsâ€™ request after he completed a year of probation, counseling and 50 hours of community service.
It turns out Mr. Yuk, the scary green poison control symbol, has lawyers and they are not very happy about whatâ€™s happening in St. Paul.Â Â Local City Council member Paul Bakken has put Mr. Yuk-like faces on lawn signs opposing an upcoming vote to amend the city charter. Attorneys for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, which holds the copyright on Mr. Yuk, werenâ€™t amused.
â€œItâ€™s just that this guy is using Mr. Yuk inappropriately and illegally. Heâ€™s broken copyright laws. … Itâ€™s clearly a violation,â€ said Dr. Edward Krenzelok, director of the Pittsburgh Poison Center, which is affiliated with the medical center.Â Â He said Mr. Yuk was created more than 30 years ago to warn children away from dangerous substances. He said he has asked the medical centerâ€™s lawyers to straighten things out.
â€œIt doesnâ€™t hurt us,â€ Krenzelok acknowledged. â€œItâ€™s just inappropriate use, and we have to control the use to maintain our copyright.â€Â Â Bakken, a lawyer, defended his use of Mr. Yuk. He said federal law allows some use of copyrighted material for satire or academic criticism. He said he found Yuk-like images spread across the Internet.
â€œIt appeared to be in the public domain,â€ he said. â€œIf this is genuinely harming the good work that they do, I sincerely apologize.â€Â In my opinion lawn poison is still poison so I am not sure what the problem is, watch the vintage commercial from 1971 to see Mr. Yuk in action.