5 Funny Old Ads

I really enjoy looking at old ads and ordered a few from eBay a few years back and framed them.  Here are some of my fav’s

funny old drug ad

funny old food ad

old sexist ad

funny old ad

Google Earth Exposes Big Penis

It seems an English Lord was having a bit of fun on his roof top helipad.  He painted a huge pecker there to amuse his friends and family when he flew them to the countryside estate.  Now Google earth has made it public and the UK Government has threatened to sue him if it is not removed.

largest penis in England

Great Invention – Fart Chair

This chair is just the gift for the person that seems to have everything.  A chair that amplifies the sound of a fart.  Using tried and trusted technology just like the turntables of yesteryear.

New way to dry a baby!

A Mesa dad turned on the family clothes dryer with his son still inside — and he did it on purpose, cops say.  The 1-year-old boy had been sitting inside the dryer with the door open, which the young family thought was “cute,” according to a Mesa police news release. When the boy’s mother left the laundry area to grab a camera, the boy’s father — 19-year-old Jose Rocha (pictured) — closed the dryer door and turned the appliance on, police say.

The kid began screaming and was soon rescued, suffering a few bumps and bruises. Family members were so outraged that they called the cops. Rocha was booked into jail on suspicion of child abuse.  Good job that his own family turned him in, no doubt the guy is a psycho!

Cops find cell phone in butt crack

In an incident that was quite strange and more than a little weird, a 14-year-old girl in Wisconsin was arrested for refusing to stop sending text messages during class, where she proceeded to hide the phone in her ASS CRACK. According to the Smoking Gun, the unnamed girl apparently ignored the teacher’s requests to stop using her Samsung phone, but she kept on SMSing as she pleased. When the school security officer was called in, the girl claimed she didn’t have a phone. The school finally called in the police, who searched the girl, and found the phone under her pants “in the buttocks area.” The police confiscated her phone and charged her with disorderly conduct. These are your tax dollars at work, Wisconsin.  Only in the USA.